YEEEEEE HAAWWWW

MY RADIOHEAD BOX SET OF 'IN RAINBOWS' ARRIVED! I'M SO EXCITED I CAN HARDLY WRITE A COHERENT THOUGHT. AND CAPS LOCK WILL BE DOWN FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE EVENING.

Ellen and Snoop - Together at Last

So, I don't have TV, but oftentimes I do find myself watching it from time to time. I do go to other people's houses, you know. When I eat dinner with my parents, they like to watch the 'Ellen' show while they eat. Usually, this is no big deal. I just try to ignore it until the news comes on. But on Tuesday afternoon, something happened that I did not expect - Snoop Dogg performed.

On the 'Ellen' show.

And no, he wasn't covering a James Taylor tune; he was singing some new song of his to a group of middle-aged, cheezily-dancing women. At one point he asked, 'Where all the single ladies at?' I think the studio audience was expecting a free Wii or something, because some of them actually replied.

I can't believe how ridiculous TV has become, when people like my mom see Snoop and don't recoil in fear. Not only that, but they seemed to be enjoying themselves. Does this mean I don't like Snoop anymore? I mean, I kind of don't, but I can't forget 'Doggystyle' and the impact it had on my life. Did they?

I look forward to next week's show when Rage Against the Machine performs.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA FIX HEALTHCARE....BYAH!!!

I can't wait for Hillary to get excited about being the Democratic front-runner and give everyone a good old Howard Deanesque BYAAHH!! and lose popularity. Not that I have anything against her or necessarily want her to lose the nomination, but I would just like to see her get all pumped up about something. Really, she doesn't have to lose popularity. Just to see her even mockingly quote Mr. Dean would really be something to laugh about. Think about it.

Seven Up

Wow. So this series 'Seven Up' is amazing. If you haven't heard of it, you're missing out. It's like a reality show mixed with a documentary mixed with a sociology class. I'm giving it the official 'Sample Blog Seal of Approval.' Sure, 710 minutes takes a while to watch, but MAN. Alright, that's it for this post. I have to go to sleep.