I am the hundredth of a percent of all the germs that stay on your hands after washing with soap and hot water. Don't believe me? Just look at your soap - I exist.
Don't bother to try and wash me off, I'll stick to you for the rest of your life. Not even doctors can get me off of them! Try it, I dare you. I am the Bowser of your hand, only this time, Mario has no chance of saving his precious Peach as you kill both of them every time you clean. Ha ha ha ha ha!
So please, employees, continue to wash your hands! I will get on all your customers' food and enter their digestive systems, potentially becoming an infectious disease or irritating their bowels.
I am inside you right now, and I love it.
Sincerely,
The Bowser Germ
24 November 2008
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