True Story.

So, this one time I'm on this airplane and the flight attendent offers a little more than just drinks and pretzels. For some reason, perhaps due to an advertising campaign, the lady has some shampoo on her cart. Herbal Essences, to be exact.

So anyway, this chick next to me, who looks like she needs a makeover a la 'She's All That,' which was one of my favorite movies at the time, skips the drinks and goes straight for the shampoo. This chick must have known something I didn't, as she had a mischevious smile on her face as she headed towards the bathroom.

Man oh man you wouldn't believe what happened next. We're all sitting in the cabin, minding our own business, when this 'Sarah Plain and Tall' starts moaning in ecstasy in the airplane bathroom, as if we're all like a mile away or something. All us other passengers were glancing at each other, thinking 'WTF,' or something. I especially remember this old chick with a smirk on her face like she knew what was up, but I may have misread her look.

So after a few seconds that felt like, well, seconds, the orgasming chick from the bathroom emerged and she was totally smoking hot. I don't know what went on in there, but her hair was dry, so forgive me for sounding like a pervert, but I don't think she used that shampoo on her hair. But her hair looked totally different! I went to the bathroom later to investigate and saw nothing out of the ordinary.

This happened a few years ago, and I've been trying to figure out what went on since then. If you have any theories on this mystery, please comment.